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Mike was going to be married to Laura, so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said'"Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother and told her to try them on. She did and said 'they're too big. I can't wear them. 'I told her 'exactly.. I wear the pants in the family and I always will.' Ever since that night we have never had any problems." Mike thought it was a good thing to try. On his honeymoon He took off his pants and told Laure to try them on. She did and said,"these are too large, they don't fit me." Mike told her,"Exactly, I wear the pants in the family, and don't forget it." So, Laure took off her panties and said'"here, try mine." Mike did and said,"I can't get into your panties." Laura said, "Exactly, and if you don't change your smart ass attitude, you never will."
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