Shamus O'callahand was on his way to an interview for a very important job. He pulls into the parking lot and its full, already late he is desperate, so he closes his eyes, puts his hands together and prays. "Dear Lord, if you'll find it in your heart to free up a parking spot, I'll give up me Irish ways and never drink again" About that time he comes across an empty space. He looks up and says "Nevermind Lord I found one"
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