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 Post Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 7:47 pm 
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I thought i would share this with everyone, it is my favorite.

R.W.’s Tequila Christmas Cake
1 cup sugar
1 tsp. Baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. Salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl; check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck iin the cup of dried fruit. Pick the fruit up off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver. Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, and a sable toon of shigar. Don't forget to shheck the tequila. Now shift the lemon ice strain your nuts. Add one table. Add another spoon of shigar, I think. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 s and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window. Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.


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 Post Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:22 pm 
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Man, that sounds soooo good . I'm going to try it on Christmas Eve, New Years Eve, and any other Eve that comes around. lol
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year too all.

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