A man and his wife went to K-Mart only to have their car break down as they arrived. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car there in the parking lot. The wife returned later to see a small crowd gathered near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair or male legs protruding from under the car. Although he was wearing shorts, his lack of underwear turned something private into something very public. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward and tucked everything back into place. Standing back up, she looked across the hood right into the face of her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.
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