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 Post subject: Getting Old
 Post Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:45 am 
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Have you ever been guilty of looking at other's your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old?

WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.

My name is Alice, and I was sitting in the waiting room of my new dentist, waiting for my first appointment, when I noticed his DDS diploma on the wall; which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name that had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago; could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on way back then? Upon seeing him however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate. After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School?

'Yes. Yes, I Did I'm a Mustang,' He Gleamed with pride.

'When did you graduate?' I Asked.

He answered, 'in 1975. Why do you ask?'

You were in my class!', I Exclaimed.

He looked at me closely.

Then that UGLY, OLD, BALD, WRINKLED-FACED, FAT, GRAY-HAIRED, DECREPIT, SOB Asked me?

'What did you teach??? :lol:

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 Post Posted: Mon Feb 21, 2011 9:51 pm 
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DANG !!!!


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