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| Author: | Brassmonkey [ Wed Nov 10, 2010 7:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Redneck Medical Terms... |
Benign - What you be after you be eight Artery - The study of paintings Bacteria - Back door to cafeteria Barium - What doctors do when patients die Cesarean Section - A neighborhood in Rome Catscan - Searching for Kitty Cauterize - Make eye contact with her Colic - A sheep dog Coma - A punctuation mark D&C - Where Washington is Dilate - To live long Enema - Not a friend Fester - Quicker than someone else Fibula - A small lie G.I.Series - World series of military baseball Hangnail - What you hang your coat on Impotent - Distinguished, well known Labor Pains - Getting hurt at work Medical Staff - A Doctor's cane Morbid - A higher offer than I did Nitrates - Cheaper than day rates Node - I knew it Outpatient - A person who has fainted Pelvis - Second cousin to Elvis Post Operative - A letter carrier Recovery Room - Place to do upholstery Rectum - nearly killed him Secretion - Hiding something Seizure - Roman emperor Tablet - A small table Terminal Illness - Getting sick at the airport Tumor - More than one Urine - Opposite of you're out Varicose - Near by/close by |
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