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RCN4LFE
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Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2009 9:52 pm |
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Joined: Fri Jul 17, 2009 2:35 pm Posts: 114
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"You might be a racer if ..."
- You think the primary purpose of wings is to PREVENT flight. - You take your helmet along when you go to buy new eyeglasses or check out cars. - You feel compelled on a road trip to beat your previous best time. - You are happiest when your street car's tires are worn to racing depth and the wear bars are showing. - When something falls off of your car, you wonder how much weight you just saved. - When you hear 'overcooked it', instead of food you think 'off the track'. - You change engine oil every other week. - You sometimes hear little noises from your passengers when you get on the throttle right after turning in. - You thoroughly enjoy showing the tailgater behind how to drive around a highway off-ramp. - Your racing budget is one of the big three -- mortgage, car payments/maintenance, dating. -Your email address refers to your race car rather than to you. - You walk proper lines through the grocery store. - You've been known to yell "It means 'check your mirrors' dammit!" at your television. - You've paid $4.00 a gallon for gas without complaining. - You buy new parts because you don't know where you put the spares. - You bought a race car before buying a house. - You bought a race car before buying furniture for the new house. - You're looking for a tow vehicle and still haven't bought furniture! - You find that you need a new house because you've outgrown your garage and the neighbors are threatening violence if you park one more vehicle on the street or in the front yard.
_________________ Jamie Durden MOD 1X16 2009 Northeast Dragway Modified Points Champion
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chapter13
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 9:26 am |
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Joined: Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:30 pm Posts: 193 Location: virginia beach
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wideopen24
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Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2009 12:06 pm |
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Joined: Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:03 am Posts: 120
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Haha that was funny
_________________ Wide Open Motorsports
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